Fif shared a screenshot of a letter he allegedly sent to Judge Arun Subramanian, asking for the maximum sentence in Diddy’s ongoing legal saga.
The letter said, “Dear Judge Subramanian – I have had an ongoing dispute with Puffy for over 20 years. He is very dangerous. Multiple times I have feared for my life. I think you should consider the safety of the general public, your honor, before unleashing him upon them.”
He continued, “There hasn’t been enough time for him to reform or make any adjustments, despite his trying to teach a class in there. As you are already aware, the government has spent the maximum amount of money on deploying federal agencies, which appeared to be an army, in two locations simultaneously. Later, his son, who’s dealing with his own rape allegations, claimed that the Feds had hit the wrong house. Anyway, Diddy’s only going to return to hiring more male sex workers and keeping most of the baby oil away from the general public. And babies need it! My Netflix doc on this scandalous subject is coming soon.”